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Bad movie physics

We all know that sci-fi flicks are rarely more SCI than they are FI. Explosions and sound in space, dodging lasers, and all that stuff. To sort out all that mess, check out this cool report card at io9!






Check out also io9's tribute to Starcrash if you're bored! And then go read my review of it.

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